Part I - Bush's great big pile of SHIT in Iraq strategy. New Reason for Bush’s illegal War in Iraq, just one of an ever cascading number of reasons. Remember way back when Bush’s folly was just beginning, it was all about WMD’s and mushroom clouds, then it was about liberating the Iraqi people, then it was about removing a brutal dictator, who gassed his own people (never mind Sheepole that we supplied the gas and gave Saddam our blessing). Now it seems that the current reason of the moment is that we are fighting them in Iraq so we don’t have to fight them in America, it’s popping up all over the place:

Dick “Prostitute Toe-Sucker” Morris – or as liberal talk-show host Stephanie Miller (give her a listen) calls him the “human bean-bag chair.” The Toe-Sucker recently laid out this absurd strategy in some FAUX News propaganda show.

Iraq has become an employment agency for terrorists, which is fine; I would rather fight them in Iraq than in New York any day. And what is basically happening is that all of the suicide bombers, the homicide bombers, the airplane hijackers that would be hitting us in the United States are buying tickets to Iraq and fighting us there. And if we can use Iraq as a method of luring in terrorists and defeating them there that’s great.

Ah, the create a great big pile of shit in Iraq and attract the flies (terrorists) strategy - brilliant - NOT. Correct me but didn’t we go into Afghanistan to close it as a breeding ground for terrorists? But, we didn’t finish the job there because we were in a hurry to go to Iraq and create a new breeding ground for terrorists, were is the logic in that plan?

Then in Bush’s recent address he alluded to this absurd strategy in one of his frequent shameless 9/11 references:

After September 11, I made a commitment to the American people: This Nation will not wait to be attacked again. We will take the fight to the enemy.

Wait I thought the enemy was bin Laden and al Qaeda and they weren’t in Iraq to start with but now they are there big time, and where is bin Laden – bin Forgotten?

I see it popping up in Letters to the Editor, the Sheepole have definitely been drinking the Kool-Aid, here is a recent such reference.

If they all were to return home, we would be fighting these battles on our own U.S. soil!

This fight them in Iraq so we don’t have to fight them in America strategy is also popping up all over the Right Wing Media Echo chamber. Sean Boy Hannity and the others have definitely got their talking points and like good little sheepole are repeating it slowly and clearly for the Sheepole.

Robert Scheer in today’s Los Angeles Times has picked up on this new excuse for the war in Iraq when he writes:

The "war on terror" is turning out to be nothing more than a recycled formulation of the dangerously dumb "domino theory." Listen to the way President Bush justifies the deepening quagmire of Iraq: "Defeat them abroad before they attack us at home." If we didn't defeat communism in Vietnam, or even tiny Grenada, went the hoary defense of bloody proxy wars and covert brutality in the latter stages of the Cold War, San Diego might be the next to go Red.

At the heart of this absurd strategy is the argument that Bush has kept us safe because we are fighting them there instead of here in America. The Sheepole love to repeat over and over, “we haven’t been attacked since 9/11 on Bush’s watch.” What the Sheepole conveniently and blindly forget is we WERE ATTACKED on Bush’s watch. Hey Sheepole Bush was President on 9/11 not Clinton, Clinton warned the Bushies but Bush went on Vacation, even after the 8/6 CIA briefing, and just what was the title of that briefing Sheepole? Let me refresh your short-short Sheepole attention spans: “bin Laden intent to strike inside the United States.”

Why haven’t we been struck since 9/11? Has the great Sheepole leader Bush truly protected us? I would argue that the answer is a resounding NO, we haven’t been struck on our soil because Bush is doing exactly what bin Laden and the terrorists want. bin Laden is playing Bush like a cheap violin. Also, are the terrorists as dumb as flies attracted to shit? I'll explain both tomorrow in Part II.